Now Everyone Knows I Love Sarcasm and Satire, and an acquaintance of mine [J.T. Scott's Cousin] , strategically wrote a letter to his old professors expressing vividly how he felt about them messing with his grades. It was so funny I had to share it with you all:
What I’ve wanted to ingenuously tell you sluts, from the bottom of my heart, since you two exsiccated husks of harridans began, in concert, fucking with my grade after I'd upset you, and trust me this email is but bleakly and politely sprinkled with the animadversion and adjectives that I have, for almost a year, thought of you
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Fuck you and yours you raggedy BITCHES, I would say from the depths of my heart that I hope you bitches get CANCER, of which you already know something of DR. C., and fucking DIE, but I do not want anyone that I love, fuck you trifling youporn cum guzzling WHORES posing as professors, to die . . .
fucking bitches
this is thankfully our last communiqué: no response necessary, as no response will be read and forward it to whomsoever you will; child, tell your family and your friends, and tell them that they may do the goddamned same
NOW I can free myself and spit the noxious and trite taste of you two out of my mouth and truly go on AND succeed . . .
p.s. god bless you both
be blessed, truly
To all that read this post, do you think my cuz should be failing anyones eng. Class it just don't add up
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