Movie Monday

Movie Monday: Princess & The Frog

It is a classic!! Enough Said! It takes you back to the original Disney Movies, restoring hope for romance, life, and prosperity, in a brand new perspective. Classic Disney ingredients, with bold new flavors. This instant classic is a must-see!

Elemental : For You Babe

I am Air & Water, Baby,
You Are Fire, My Heat
If We Connected As One Body, Baby,
We Could Survive For Weeks,
Living Off Each Other,
Glowing As Beautiful as The Stars...

Spring Break

Destination : Atlanta




The Spring Break trip was amazing! Had fun with my friends in the city. Met up up with some old intern colleagues, seen some family, seen some people of off twitter (oddly), met Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta, and clubbed and kicked it! Great times.




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K.Tyler Series Vol.3: Prelude

Prelude


It’s been four years, four years since I was in Atlanta. It’s been four years since I experienced the most damaging relationship I have ever been through. It’s been four years since I have stayed at my house, four years since I realized being a true romantic does not shield a person from the world’s problems. Four years since I have truly felt easy and free. It has been four years…

Identity : Flavoring You

You are,
The ruler of my heart,
The thoughts in my mind,
Sexy and smart,
You are,
The dreams in my sleep,
Sweet and seductive,
The treasure I keep,
You are,
The completion of me,
Me without you,
Is like Honey without the Sweet,
In your lifetime,
You'll be my lover, my friend, but never my bitch,
Your love is too strong, your mind too rich
You are,
My found when I am lost,
My round when I am cross,
You are,
My directorial debut.
It would feature me,
Yet would star you,
We are,
cosmic...
Touching moon, stars,
A trinity,
With our love,
We have such envious serenity,
We have,
Stories of love written in our favor,
Candies tried to copy us,
But there is no such sweet flavor,
There has been,
Songs composed,
Trying to copy us like a crook,
Ballads played, Music created,
But there simply is no bridge or hook,
You are immeasurable, every last drop
Commercials tried to take you,
And they had to make the show stop,
All that you fear and hope to be,
Your tears, your struggles, your triumphs,
Lie in the breathe of me,
Let's make it national,
The whole world, need know
How you make me sigh and moan...

K.Tyler Series Vol.3 : Reflections

Volume 3 : Reflections







The finale to the Kennedy Tyler Series!!! From the writer that brought you Volumes 1 & 2. comes the concluding trilogy, to the dramatic series.

K.Tyler Series Vol.2: Chapter 11

Chapter 11 : New Days

It’s been a month since I witnessed Aiden and Troy cheating on me and Nina. I have been so deeply scorn I don’t know if I could ever love again. I decided to just turn inward for a while. At some point I don’t even know what I’m fighting for.

I just started back at work; I used my vacation days, and medical leave for excuses. After some encouragement from Blake, JJ, and Roy I knew I could not sulk forever. JJ stayed with me for a while, Blake had to return to Chicago to Devon and for work, but said if I or Nina needed him he would be on the very next plane back to Atlanta. He even thought I should come back to Chicago for a while to get my head together, but I turned down the offered. I enjoyed my place and the city of Atlanta and was not ready to give it up just yet.

I checked up on Nina and she recovered a little slower than I did. I could imagine so, I just hoped she didn’t take this out on all gay black men. We are not all trying to get every straight guy who lives and breathes. In her tone I could sense hostility. She said she wasn’t satisfied and it was not over.

So when I got a phone call from Roy telling me to turn on the news to see Troy Clinton had died in his vehicle we immediately tried finding Nina. She claims she was at work, and she had not heard the news. His vehicle had turned over on I-285 onto incoming traffic. He was the only casualty. Vouching for Nina was the alcohol in troy’s system. He left a note saying that he could not deal with his D.L. life and now had no one to talk to, and feared being put on blast at his CNN office.

Nina took the news with a sarcastic tone and simply hung up

Within my time off, I started to reflect on how in college I used to be so strong and independent. How does a man fuck that up? When I did become so depend on companionship?

I knew a brighter tomorrow was coming and I was more than ready for it.

I called my cousin to thank him for his support during the trial, and he was telling me some things that happen to him when he was in college, and how his life was working out now. Some guy named Basil was on the D.L. as well and he could not understand how they can think some things were acceptable. The paths he and I were taking were leading to the life and world we ultimately wanted to live in.

“Well Raymond I guess it’s like you said, the Invisible Life is no life at all.”

THE END

(In Memory of E. Lynn Harris)

K.Tyler Series Vol.2 : Chapter 10

Chapter 10 : Deadly Alliance

I met JJ at the airport. His flight in from Jackson, and I had just arrived from Chicago. Roy was going to pick us up and all three of us were going to head into downtown Atlanta to the courthouse. I had to immediately leave after Roy had called and said Kennedy and Nina had been arrested for aggressive assault. They had talked the prosecution out of attempted murder, but it still was pretty serious charges.

I could not understand what had happen. How could Nina and Kennedy snap? Roy told me what happen the day of the attack and I could not believe it. Troy and Aiden were lucky to be alive. Apparently, Troy was avoiding sex with Nina because he was struggling with his attraction to guys, and Aiden and he had used their work schedules as screens to see each other. When Nina introduced Troy to Kennedy, Roy, and Aiden, Aiden felt an attraction to him, and when Troy starting hitting on him he fell into the game, but still cared Kennedy. All the time, Nina and Kennedy were blaming themselves and work for the lack of intimacy each relationship seem to produce.

JJ seemed worried and stressed. Roy was pissed beyond comprehension. Roy and I seem to be on the same page. I thought about committing a small misdemeanor just to get inside and bust them out. I could kill Troy and Aiden. No one hurts Nina or Kennedy! I don’t think they understand, just how undercover the rest of their lives would have to be to hide from me.

Roy was just quite. He sat on the drive there explaining the situation and trying to level out JJ and I, but once we got into the court house he was just eerily observant and focused. Troy and Aiden dropped the charges, and agreed to dismiss the case once they saw the three of us in the building. Whether it was the guilt they felt or the fear that entered later, they figured they did not want a lengthy trial or television exposure of them getting caught cheating and the circumstances it included. They both took off in Troy’s truck because Aiden’s arm was in a cask, and Troy had to drive, even with the giant gash across his face. That was my first time actually seeing them. I had no idea where they would go, because from Roy’s details Kennedy did a pretty good job redecorating Aiden’s place with broken glass, blood, and furniture. I also heard Nina did not hold back when they left, and headed to Troy’s place to play the same game.

Once I saw Kennedy and Nina’s face I had lost all my rage, it had immediately transformed to concern and worry. Kennedy’s face looked swollen from tears and lack of sleep. Nina’s hair looked wild and un-kept; her eyes seem distant and dark.

They both hugged us. I fought back my tears as Kennedy cried in my shoulder. I have not seen him like this since we were kids. My anger came back, but I maintained a strong shoulder for him.

K.Tyler Series Vol.2 : Chapter 9

Chapter 9: Paradise Lost


I started sipping wine to ease my thoughts. Nowadays, I rarely see Aiden, who usually calms me down, so I found a substitute. I decided to get out of my ditch and call Nina. I vented to her my saddens of not being able to spend as much time as I would like with Aiden, and how are work schedules always seem to make us miss each other. To my surprise, she was going through the same problem with Troy.

We decided to meet that weekend for a cup of coffee. We talked about time conflicts of jobs. We were just glad we all still had jobs with the growing recession and economy. The demand of jobs was hard so we did not exactly want to change just to edit our time cards. Then Nina broke into me about my resistance to being around Roy.

“It’s not his fault Kennedy. He has no control over the location of their jobs.”

“I know.”

I did know that. It still did not make the situation better. But I grew to the point where I had to at least reconcile with Roy. We decided to do just that after our coffee. But before we went to see Roy at his place, we thought it would be a great surprise if we got Troy and Aiden something, just to brighten up the mood, and get our relationships out of the outs.

We stopped at the mall, and I bought Aiden a stunning new black vest suit and cologne. Nina picked out an impressive casual outfit with a studded watch. We headed to Aiden house first because it was the closet stop from the mall.
As we pulled up, we could see Troy’s SUV sitting in the drive way.

“That’s convenient,” I laughed. “Although, I did hope to set this up in his room and just wait for the phone call for his reaction this can work too.”

They’re going to love this! The best part will be the making up. I had the key to Aiden’s place so Nina and I went to the door, unlocked it and went inside.
Aiden’s naked back faced Nina and I as we walked in to see him cropped over Troy who was naked, bent over the couch, biting the cushions. The sweat from their bodies was all over the living room and clothes were thrown in the kitchen. The door closed behind me.

K.Tyler Series Vol. 2: Chapter 8

Chapter 8: Hopeful

I started to reflect on my life and how things have changed. My move to Atlanta and the relationship I know had with Troy were all major changes I have taken on that are outside my norm. I am starting to appreciate change now. No matter the morbid opinion I have for a lot of things—usually assuming the worst—I have a more optimistic feeling these days.

A big issue I thought about, in light of a relationship was sex. But it was Troy, not I who said he wanted to wait. He did not want any decision altered by a physical attachment. I could not help but adore his consideration. He has never pressured me once into any situation. It was one night I was ready to give I t a try and he commented he did not want it to change us, and I backed down. He really eases my worries. Now I have barely seen him. We play phone-tag all day long and by the time we can see each other, we are usually too tired to drive to see each other. I wish that he would spend the night. That would give us the opportunity to really get close. But like he said, he wanted no pressure or obligation. I agreed.

Just wonder when we will spend more time together.

K.Tyler Series Vol.2: Chapter 7

Chapter 7 : A Piece of a Whole


I have given it up. I stopped going on Blacks4Boys.com. Every since I have met Nathan Thomas at Roy’s surprise party, I have grown out of it. I heard all the time from Roy,

“Jackson,” he would say when he is serious, “You need to delete your account. I deleted mine. There is little to no chance you will ever find a real relationship from there.”

I would blow him off. Who said I want a relationship right then. Hell right then I wanted a wet mouth, tight ass, of throbbing dick to ease me over. But then Nina would chime in with her words of hurt,

“Sometimes, you can be compared to a motel with hourly rates. It's clear what you're all about and very few of your guests can hold their heads high after a visit.”
But being the person that I am— JJ— I did not listen, until I met Nathan.

Nathan and I have really grown close. He has great conversation and he is even better to look at. I find him refreshing on the whole. The only draw-back is he is HIV positive. So I became abstinent.

I now understand the shakes crack addicts and cigarette smokers go through. An addiction is an addiction and it is hard to let go. I have run through every porn available, from here to the secret hills in China.

Do not get me wrong, I view Nathan as my friend and as such I started to take his words and advice to mind. I knew my wild ways were risky, and him being my motivation I wanted to cut back. There is no point to lie, this is frustrating not to have run a hole through you, or tackle someone’s back side, but I have found more substance in mental stimulation and conversation.

I called Roy to try and validate my thought process as far as rules of dating goes. I started to get the impression that Nathan thought we were a couple just because we hung out every day. We went over the questions of dating:

• How do you know you’re on a date?

• How deep is too deep for first date conversations?

• Who pays? Who is obligated?

• When do you notify other people you may be dating, that you’re going exclusive?

• How do you turn someone down?

In our conversation we got into some deep politics of rights and wrongs of people’s feelings and the message I may want to get across. We both agreed direct approach is best.

I was a little hurt to hear Kennedy and Roy still were on the passively-speaking phase. I wondered if they would come around. I had to get back on the dating scene. So I got on that god old site, Blacks4Boys.com and arranged a date. After a low waving conversation and a meal, which I paid for grudgingly, we went back to my place, and had sex. It was anticlimactic. I did not feel emotionally involved, it was like I was washing dishes or cutting the grass. It was just a work event, with no emotions in it, just a dull expression of nonchalant.

After he left, and I washed and disinfected. I felt a certain amount of discontent. It was time to level with Nathan. I went over to his place. I broke the ice of how I viewed he, and I as friends, and how I just wanted to clear the air of any misunderstanding. I told him how I appreciated his conversation and viewpoints. I did not want to lose him as a friend, but I wanted clarity.

He broke down and threw a plate. I realized that I was happy I came to his place. He just cried and said,

“It’s because I’m HIV positive.”

I just disagreed and grabbed my belongings and left.

K.Tyler Series Vol.2 : Chapter 6

Chapter 6 : Recap

I get off the phone with Devon and immediately conference the gang—Nina, Roy, JJ, and Blake. After detail discussion and opinions thrown we calm down. Personally the idea of Devon calling me trying to woe support against Blake did not sit well with me. Being the romantic that I am, I was charmed by his genuine affection for my friend and overall commitment he has to him. I could understand him feeling inadequate to a person Blake has known for years, or even the fact that unknown council could veto your right to be with Blake at any minute. Tough road to travel, I will admit.

The aggressive ones on the phone, i.e. Roy did not see things that clearly. He was more than suspicious of these moves. As he talked, I remained tight lipped. I still was upset about him and Aiden spending so much time together, while I barely saw Aiden. But in this instance, I felt the overall forecast was bigger than my pride, and I included him in the circle of discussion.

I expected Nina to come strong with cuts like,

“If you want to join the war, go right on ahead, but just so you know, you will be put on the front-line so I won't have to worry about what you're doing behind my back.”

But Nina has been a bit more optimistic these days, now that here and her guy Troy have been together. When Roy, Aiden, and I met him he seemed kind of nervous. I assumed meeting three gay guys as a straight guy for your girl is unexpected, but he settled well. Nina said that the heart makes you do crazy things. I could not believe it.

JJ seemed to take the low road and said,

“Give him the boot. We don’t have to put up with that mess. Devon is to grown for childish games.”

He could not get around the idea of Devon calling his ex to get Blake’s attention.
Blake on the other hand absorbed our words, and in the end concluded that he really loved that man. He would definitely speak to him about his attempt, but he overall could not see his self with no else. I have never heard Blake speak like that before, and in that moment I knew he was serious, and because of his sincerity I supported Blake’s decision to stay with him, and everyone else eventually did the same.

K.Tyler Series Vol.2 : Chapter 5

Chapter 5 : If You Think You're Lonely Now


Blake Cunningham is mine. Plain and simple. He told me about his friends, Roy, JJ, Nina, and Kennedy. Kennedy and Blake have been friends since childhood and he met the others through him. The simple fact of the matter is they are on the same level as me and that has to change. B=I love Blake. He gives me attention, he is there to support me financially, emotionally, and my GOD, physically. When we have disagreements, he seems to always call or references one of them.

I know they are a part of his life, but they are his past, I am his future. A two person relationship can’t work with five people. Blake once told me, if they did not approve of me, I would probably not be around. I am grown and so is he, where does he get off telling me I need a signature of approval from these people. Who are they? But I guess I have to tolerate it for now. Or do I?

I decided to call his friend Kennedy to try and get some credit to my side. I picked up the phone and called Kennedy.

“Hey, Devon! How are you?” He started.

“I am fine. I was just trying to understand some things about your pal, Blake.”
“Go on.” He said.

We talked about some of Blake and I conversations, and i remembered him saying that Kennedy think alike as far as, emotional view is concerned. So playing on those strings, I tried to enlighten Kennedy to my view, on Blake’s friends and him hanging out with people that I don’t go around.

The task proved to be more difficult than I thought, because he said fixed on Blake’s side, explaining Blake’s side of being tied down, wanting to feel loose and still be committed. Somehow through the conversation I confessed of calling my ex to stir Blake’s attention just because he was with his friends. Obviously Kennedy did not like this, but consolidated the differences and stayed objective. I got off the phone, feeling bad I even tried to take the devious route. Maybe they are not that bad after all.

K.Tyler Series Vol.2 : Chapter 4

Chapter 4: Winds of Change

Living in the metropolitan area of Chicago is both fast-paced and exciting. It fits my lifestyle. Despite my friends’—Kennedy, Nina, Jackson (JJ), and Roy—weary feelings I, Blake Cunningham, have been under control. Many friends tell me I need to be more cautious in my actions, and I believe I have proved my wiliness to this idea within the commitment I’ve shown to my year-long relationship. Devon Aire is a great compliment to me. We are almost one in the same, up and including our flirtatious ways. I can’t help but to see myself within him at times and smile. Times where he would try me and get me upset; I would see through and call him out on it, because I would know the angle he is coming from. I love our one on one time, but over time I have been just with him, meaning no friends, no outside faces, and no other humans. We have been under each other so long; I am starting to feel a bit smothered.

Devon needs my love. He always wants me to pay attention to him. It was cute and comforting at first, but now it grows to an annoyance. I try and break free to clear the stuffiness of our relationship by hanging out with co-workers and old friends from my youth. Devon did not like the fact I was with other guys, some of who were openly gay. Now I am a flirt, but he knows who I come home to every night. Yes, it’s true we moved in together, against Kennedy’s warnings, I decided to take a chance and move in with Devon. I honestly love him. There I said it. I have been with numerous guys but none has stirred my emotions like him.

Although I have had a change in heart…I still am Blake. I have the flashes of opportunity to reform to my old ways. Trust me in Chicago there are plenty of opportunities for temptation, and I was tested by this light toned gym trainer downtown that stopped by my building to promote the new gym in the city. His name was Chris Flynn and he had pretty pink lips, double-lined fade with tight braids, and a body of a Greek Statue with a back side to match. He flirted with me in my office, licking his lips, asking,

“Mr. Cunningham are you sure you would not like a trial membership. I am sure I can get you to break a sweat.”

I kindly turned down both his promotion and underlining invitation to his pants. I couldn’t help but think,

“Damn Devon! Blocking!” I use to even grow to feel bitter about our relationship because of all the guys I was missing out on.
That was the old me and the new me is ready to stay firm and strong in this relationship through it all.

K.Tyler Series Vol. 2 : Chapter 3

Chapter 3 : Strings

Coming out of the office I usually run into Aiden around lunch time. I think he is a great guy for my friend Kennedy. He is charming, smart, has great intellect, and not bad to look at either. I would have to say he is quite a find. We would meet up for lunch to take away stress our jobs bring us. While he is into his law firm confusion, I am trying to make sense of the madness I deal with on the political front. I am a proprietor of my office and I help the circuit court in the city. I help with city development and getting political movements in Atlanta underway.

Lately I feel a little tension from Kennedy. He and Aiden have been spending less time together due to their work, and I sense him getting jealous because Aiden and I spend lunch together. We got into an argument last week. He said time has been taking from him and divided up between Aiden’s work and our lunches. Every time they are together my name comes up at least twice.

“Roy thinks the market should be like…or Roy said.”

I don’t think I can be clearer as my intentions are not to take Kennedy’s man. Yes, it’s true I enjoy his company and look forward to our lunches, but that’s not being dirty. The things I do or say with Aiden can be done and said in Kennedy’s presence. I have more than love and respect for my friend Kennedy. I think he is just missing his guy.

K. Tyler Series Vol.2 : Chapter 2

Chapter 2 : Pencil Me In

Working for Cypress Communications is no easy task. I am in charge of maintaining our database systems and promoting new products to potential buyers of our communication devices. It’s always Kennedy can you program this, or Mr. Tyler can you debug that, ugh, it can be frustrating. Although, the job did reap me benefits. In a meeting a met a guy that has changed my life, Aiden Clark. We met in a promotional meeting; his company was looking for new communication devices for their offices and he was their representative. I did not really notice him then, and took my business seriously. But then we met again at a surprise party I threw for my friend, Roy Harp last year. We had a passionate night that stemmed into a great relationship.

Aiden works on the outskirts of downtown. The business offices that are there are fairly new and have a lot of growing possibilities. Ironically enough, Aiden and Roy offices are next door to each other. We all figured that out one random day I was bringing Aiden lunch and realized Roy’s office was right there.

Our time together has been great. He is compassionate, understanding, and most of all supportive. He reciprocates all my needs, and in turn I give much respect and love. We decided that we still wanting to keep our own places of residence, mine being on the outside of the city in Douglasville right on Chapel Hill Road, and his being in McDonough around Eagles Landing. That way there would be no pressure or build of resentment to each other due to close quarters, like on my favorite show Noah’s Arc.

As of late though we have been hit & miss on seeing each other. Our crazy schedules have me gone at work promoting a new communication technology while he waits at my house, and him gone with an urgent court case every five minutes when I am off. I wish I could see more of him, and it feels like our jobs are getting the best out of both him and me. But I know he cares for me and I wouldn’t change him for anything in the world.

I Got A Trick For You

Now Everyone Knows I Love Sarcasm and Satire, and an acquaintance of mine [J.T. Scott's Cousin] , strategically wrote a letter to his old professors expressing vividly how he felt about them messing with his grades. It was so funny I had to share it with you all:

What I’ve wanted to ingenuously tell you sluts, from the bottom of my heart, since you two exsiccated husks of harridans began, in concert, fucking with my grade after I'd upset you, and trust me this email is but bleakly and politely sprinkled with the animadversion and adjectives that I have, for almost a year, thought of you

is

Fuck you and yours you raggedy BITCHES, I would say from the depths of my heart that I hope you bitches get CANCER, of which you already know something of DR. C., and fucking DIE, but I do not want anyone that I love, fuck you trifling youporn cum guzzling WHORES posing as professors, to die . . .

fucking bitches

this is thankfully our last communiqué: no response necessary, as no response will be read and forward it to whomsoever you will; child, tell your family and your friends, and tell them that they may do the goddamned same


NOW I can free myself and spit the noxious and trite taste of you two out of my mouth and truly go on AND succeed . . .



p.s. god bless you both

be blessed, truly

K.Tyler Series Vol. 2 : Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Warmth



My name is Nina Dales and I have recently moved to the city of Atlanta. My journalist company has persuaded me to move here because they appreciate my sharp reality. I have been able to move into good light within CNN located downtown. My, well let’s just say, poetic view of the world. Beyond the career success, I have a man! A great guy named Troy. Troy is 6’2 with tightly dreaded hair, strong jaw line, and hazel eyes. We met on in the office at CNN. He was editing my selection for an editorial, and I couldn’t help but stare…nonchalantly, of course. He glanced at every other word on my draft, and he just smiled. After a few coffee dates and conversations, he really started growing on me.

He has well-defined build and can hold a conversation. He is always laughing and gives a atmosphere of relaxation. Being with him allows me to live outside myself for the first time. I can breathe with clarity. At work we spoke mildly to each other and had I not gone outside my box and agreed to a coffee date, I would have simply overlooked him. Now I am not saying I am a believer in love or its impact, but I will admit the company is pleasant enough to tolerate.

I have arranged for Troy to meet Kennedy Tyler and Roy Harp—long time friends— since they live in the city as well. Getting the vibes from them, I can gain more of sense of his longevity. But as of now, we are just friends…at least that is all I will admit to. Even I can admit without some outside maintenance from time to time, the tower can begin to crumble...to the point of fearful consequences. I want my tower to stand strong.

K.Tyler Series Vol.2: In My Mind (Dreams Don't Last Always)

Second Installment of The Kennedy Tyler Series : In My Mind (Dreams Don't Last Always) Enjoy!!!

Movie Monday

Movie Monday: Teaching Mrs. Tingle




I am a huge Brat Pack fan, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, 16 Candles, etc, etc. I feel like this is one of those modern brat pack type movies, with a twist of thriller.




The actress playing Mrs. Tingle is Helen Mirren who was nominated last night at the Oscars for Best Actress. She is amazing, and gives you satire throughout the entire the movie. A must-see-at-least-once. Great to increase overall diction and perception of high school life lol.




See the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mXbszOPC0g

Disney...Let's Be Real

Hello!!! So I have been told that I am very dramatic. I agree I have the tendency to go off on different subjects. One of the subjects happens to be Disney movies, so I decided to start blogging about my obsession with the flaws in the story lines in the Disney movie collection.

Disney...Let's Be Real : Snow White

I think it best to start at the beginning, so I will be attacking Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. This movie is a classic; it starts off, as so many Disney movies do, with the princess living happily in the palace, singing and talking to birds. Now let's press pause for a second, the teenage girl was speaking to the birds as if they could understand, and at no point in time did any one find it to be the slightest bit odd, OK press play, the story goes on to tell that the princess Snow White--if we can consider that to be a name and not a description--had a step mother with some deeply rooted issues of her own.



I'm not going to give an entire recap of the movie, but let's just say that the jealous step mother wanted to kill Snow White, so she had to leave the palace. Now at the end of the day, I'm OK with taking a step down in society to keep your life, but Snow White, precious one, you could have at least fled to the next kingdom over. You decided to run into the woods when the sun was beginning to set. I just don't understand what you planed to do for the night, but of course it all worked out at the end because it was Disney.

So now we have a princess that has probably never been out of the palace, and she so happened to cry her self through the night. Snow White wakes up, talks to a few animals..... and then decides to break into someone's house. Now...I don't know about the rest of you out there reading but if some one was bold enough to build there house out in the middle of the wilderness then I don't think you want to be there when they get home (I'm just saying).




Moving on...the house that Snow White went in and helped herself to, happened to belong to the dwarfs or seven little freaks of nature. The only thing I had against the dwarfs was the fact that there names were nothing more than adverbs that described there personality's, but other than that I was OK with them.

The Dwarfs came home and found there beds occupied by a complete stranger. Now lets look at the situation someone has come in your house moving stuff around, cleaning, cooking and has the nerve to still be there when you get back, don't you think that's worthy of death by fire.

Snow White tells them her story and they agree to let her stay. Press pause again, when people break into your home you don't invite them to stay, in fact you insist that they leave before you call the police.

Skipping forward the queen turns herself into an ugly hag to get Snow White to eat an apple that she had enchanted to put her to sleep forever. Now there are two problems here, first of which being the fact that you decided to try and put her to sleep instead of killing her ass. I mean if you really want her gone come on now, and then there is the fact that you are trying to kill someone on the pure fact that they look better than you. Death is not necessary, cast a spell to turn her ugly, it's not like she was the one begging to look better than you.



Well now we have made it to the end of the movie and there is this whole spill about true loves first kiss. I, while being a big fan of romance, happen to think that kids shouldn't get this false sense of bullshit this early on in age. tell these kids the truth if someone kills you, you're dead and that's all she wrote there is no ifs, ands, or buts, no prince is going to come and kiss the death away and if he does there is something wrong with him because this girl has been declared dead what kind of freak would kiss a dead girl. UGH!

To bring it all together, Snow White is an idiot. The step mother is a jealous bitch, the dwarfs were GOD's little punch lines (Dopey), and the prince liked sleeping with dead teenage girls. It was just a screwed up mess from the pits of the Disney vault.